WHAT THE CRAP JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just watched something so wild that my brain are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to say. Did I {justdream this? Or is the universe truly losing its marbles? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a bad {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Talking? Listen up, because I'm only